Satire: Claudine Gay Accepts Leadership Position in Hamas Hours After Deputy Leader Passes Away

Combining two headlines from Tuesday morning, @Harrisonkrank posted that "Claudine Gay Accepts Leadership Position in Hamas Hours After Deputy Leader Passes Away."

The Harvard Crimson newspaper reports today that President Claudine Gay has resigned. This following controversy over her apparent plagiarism of academic appers, and a disastrous testimony before Elise Stefanik at the house of representatives last month, in which Gay said whteher or not calling for the genocide of Jews violates Harvard's student conduct policy "depends on the context."

Separately, using a drone, the IDF killed senior Hamas leader Saleh al-Arouri. He and a number of his aides were meeting with Hezbollah officials in Beirut, Lebanon. This on Tuesday evening local time. Gay resigned Tuesday morning, January 2, 2024. The timing suggests she folded over the holiday after new allegations of plagiarism emerged.

Hamas lacks leadership now that Netanyahu is killing all the Hamas top leaders. And Harvard will now have to find a new woke president. So why not combine the two?

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